i wish for that too!
feel free to send me your cheesy cock pics - i will publish if you request, with credit or anonymously.
some guy on kik demanded to see my smeg at that moment, so i gave it to him. he is cut, and kept asking how he could grow some smegma (LOL). I had to break it to him: “if you’re cut, you can’t make smegma unless there’s a good bit of skin left”.. He replied: “oh, ok, thank you. that makes me really mad”